Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wheel of Fortune

Most weeknights I watch Wheel of Fortune with my dad. He doesn't understand Same Name or Before & After puzzles. His commentary this evening went like this.

After the Phase puzzle: A cat has nine lives
Dad: That's not a phrase.

After a Prize puzzle when a girl whens a trip to Cancun.
Dad: Oh, don't go there! That's the only place I've ever been sunburnt...and their TV sucks.

After a Food & Beverage puzzle: Spinach Salad
Dad: What?!? (as though spinach salad isn't real)

At the end of the show one guy didn't solve any puzzles.
Dad: Ha! Too bad you're a dumb ass.

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