While watching Hellboy, Dad says, "Why do monsters have to be slimey? Everythings gotta drip. Can't there be dry bad guys?"
After Huey (my kitten) farts:
Dad: "You know, the average person farts 14 times a day."
Me: "Huh."
Dad: "I heard that on Oprah."
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