Teaching an old man new tricks.

Tonight the CBS news had a story about the surprising number of people in the United States who have been victims of stalking.

Dad: Hmm...stalking. I haven't tried that.

Bones.

After watching this promo for the Fox show Bones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkolALAtKnk

Dad said: That looks gay.

Crowning Achievement.

While watching the Eagles/Giants game this afternoon, Dad and I were talking about getting high.

Dad: I think my crowning achievement was shoving 27 Pringles in my mouth at one time. (pause) Talk about cotton mouth.

Here he is.

Popcorn

Dad: Thanks for the popcorn...I'm having fun with it.

Oh, and...

He told me "nice boots" again.

There was no follow-up insult this time, but I still don't believe he meant it.

Cravings

I think I've mentioned my dad's cravings before. Here's what he requested from the grocery store this week:

-Carrots

-Frozen Shrimp

-Cheese Popcorn

-Beer (although he said this was for my cat, Huey)

P.S. I've been away for the holidays, but I've returned with old pictures of my dad to scan in. Coming soon!